Yay! A text rundown of what's on the video! This should happen so much more often, as I usually browse Kotaku while at work, and can't view videos.

Fixed.

Life size action figure.

Life size action figure.

He only builds in black. Or really dark grey!

He's said in a few interviews that A) his record label contract is now over; B) in the age of YouTube, he'd prefer to just release songs online rather than take months to produce an album that risks feeling dated and late since there are so many parodies on the web everywhere.

This is pretty damn cool. Where can I get one?

Get over yourself.

AVGN has the "over-the-top comedic rage" persona down already. Find your own angle, man.

Because it's a fictional character, so real science can't entirely prove it?

He had a pretty bad accident in 2012. But he's still doing the TV thing. Good old Marc Summers, host of Food Network's Unwrapped.

Still not as cool as this:

Picked up teraway yesterday and I am loving it. A Vita must get.

Movement should be affected by broken bones. Broken leg = limp/hop, Broken ribs = hunched over/slower, etc. Make sure the skeletons are less fragile so one-sided fights are not so frequent.

And

OMG no way, someone else remembers Bots Master.

you need scope, sir

The huge backlash to all this just seems childish and short-sighted. I'm not sure why, but I expected better from Notch.

I love that you say that a $200 GPU will "get you the same performance as a PS4", as if you can just plug a GPU directly into a television and game away. You're conveniently leaving out all the other components involved in constructing a PC gaming rig: the case, cooling fan, power supply, motherboard, sound card, hard…

Sorry. Had to do it.