Welp, this is what I get for checking Kotaku instead of spending the moment with my family. I deserve this. 

Right? And the Mario characters are getting ridiculous too. Mario, Luigi, Peach, Bowser Jr., Bowser, Yoshi, Dr. Mario, Rosalina, Wario, Daisy. It’s out of control how many characters, from successful franchises, Nintendo wants in their game.

Disgusting, really.

Anything & everything new in GTA will give players a reason to complain. If it’s new, they’ll hate it. Then they’ll hate how much in-game money it will cost. Then they’ll hate that it isn’t GTA 6.

At what point does it go from being a gif to a full length feature film? 

Fine. Fine. Just use the “take my money” meme and get it over with. I just.....I just want this so much.

Asking for consent would be the worst way to role-play an evil emperor.

Do they mention Legend of Dragoon? I’m not going to bother with the video if they aren’t going to be serious. 

Meh. Still not as bad as baseball. Seems like everyone, no matter what age, in the league turns into a 90 year old man as soon as one of the billions of “unwritten rules” are broken.

The important part is that you didn’t word the headline in the most confusing way possible.

r/GTAonline is almost as bad as Facebook commenters with how much they whine.

That might be necessary. If only to remind you that we live in a world where Princess Mononoke, Howl’s Moving Castle, and Porco Rosso exist.

So these shouldn’t actually be called speed runs. They aren’t playing the actual game. They’re playing a modified piece of software.

It’s funny that you post this because I was just thinking yesterday that I should dig out my FF9 strat guide and then I thought, “Why bother?”

I’d pay American money-bucks for that FF7 redesign.

 Cyborg Gordon Ramsay!

Best piece of music.

“Exactly, maybe you should spit it out,”

“Also, can we talk about the commentator? The scream at the end is perfect.”

Does the hardware feel fragile at all? Or does it feel sturdy? One of the things I don’t like about my 3ds is that I feel like I’m going to snap the top screen off every time I open it.

That’s a shit-ton of words just to say, “it’s cheaper."