H. Jon Benjamin

Yeah. I post on Kotaku way more.

*drops mic

I......I thought that would’ve been obvious from my post.

“BORING. Really boring. Kill this, collect that, search for this, etc etc.”

Then turns around and says, “Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate is one of the best games you’ll play all year.”

Please forgive me for being confused. I’ve played both games and found Monster Hunter to be much more repetitive and boring.

Good. It greatly decreases my chances of being called a racial slur when my team finds out I’m not great.

“Video Games don’t make a person sexist.” - Maya Angelou

What a fucking irresponsible headline leading to a terrible article. To make it seem like all cops are bad is ridiculous. Where's the article talking about gangs who glorify killing cops or anyone who drives down their block & calling them terrorists?

Fuck you, Greg.

Takes a particular class of dirtbag to steal from kids.

*removes Steel Battalion

It’d be nice if Capcom actually did patch games instead putiing out 19 installments of the same Street Fighter game.

Maybe Capcom should learn to make the right game the first time so they don’t encounter this problem again.

It was built on the dreams and hopes. That’s all.

Sky Harbor International in Phoenix, Az. It’s the absolute worst airport to drive through. Tons of constant lane changes to get to the correct gate. The entire layout is fucked. O’Hare is one of t he best airports I’ve ever been to.

Bang Bus?

It's called "force of habit." Dickbag.

The thing is, I didn't hear it from anyone. I remember I was in the Safari Zone in Pokemon Red and I forget what I was trying to catch, but it was a huge bitch, but when I did catch one, I pressed A on the third sway. Since that catch, I've always hit A on the third sway when I throw a Pokeball. Even the Master Ball.

I always pressed A during the third sway. Don't know why, just always have.

The Cubs will always be #1...

because there’s no place to go #2.

So you’re really you’re own worst enemy in this situation.

Soon I won’t have to actually play Bloodborne. I can just go through each article Kotaku has posted about it.