If Square followed suit with pretty much every other MMO and issued pre-paid cards you could buy at any store instead of making you go to through their online store, it wouldn't be an issue. But if you live in a small town with only one bank, then you don't have many options. Besides the fact Square froze my FFXIV…

Really surprised I'm not seeing more "Diablo 3 launch" related posts.

Dealing with the fucking subscription system for Final Fantasy XIV. Between my bank locking my card because it was being charged to Japan and Square's fucked up subscription system, it took me almost a day and a half before I had to trick my bank by buying "crystals" through PayPal to subscribe for a couple months.

I recognized one of those cards. Now I feel like I'm too far gone to get back into Hearthstone.

"I don't watch many trailers for upcoming games these days"

"Hey man, I need to tell someone. I'm gay."

This is what contempt for art looks like.

Best damn character in the history of television.

Great. Now another thing that will postpone me playing Type-0.

I enjoyed these stories. I kind of cringe because sometimes articles like these can contain tales so disgusting that I lose hope for the human race, but the Pokémon article made me smile.

The calm after beating a Souls boss is almost eerie.

And fantastic!

When I was a kid, I played Mario to get the hell away from math.

If it's a hand-held device, I'm going to lose my shit.

It's examples like this that is the reason I have to limit my online playing time. I've had a few instances where I'm frustrated just playing a game offline, but when I encounter someone who actively trolls me it ends up sending me into a blind rage. It's the singular reason I had to stop playing UFC games online.

There was a Zelda animated series, and it was terrible. Let’s not dwell on it. But if you ever wondered what would happen if the same art style ditched the excuuuuuuuuuuuse me’s and played things a little straighter, you should know that such a thing actually exists.

Press F7 to complain about Fox News.

"I died during the tutorial, and it only gets more difficult from there."

It's actually a game about manipulating the world around us and deceiving everyone we meet with the various masks we wear in life.

Is the final boss Jezebel.com?