I hope they all sit around the campfire quietly. Like they're silently despising or blaming each other for their current situation. One of them is struggling internally to suppress a cough because if he does it out loud the others will view it as a sign of weakness and leave him in this wilderness-hell.

"...if Gears of War had been a bad game instead of a good one."

The Panthers and the Buccaneers helmets are incredible.

Pokemon are doomed to rot in their tiny balls when their trainers expire. Tiny, crumpled skeletons damned for eternity.

When I was younger, I proposed to a woman. She was a few years older than me and had been through her share of hard times. She had a very on-again, off-again relationship with this other guy (green tanktop, track-pants, ponytail, real douchebag), but I thought that our relationship could move beyond her past if we…

I bought a black New 3DS and a copy of Majora's Mask. It plays like a dream.

The definitive edition of any Darksiders game is the one at the bottom of a garbage can.

As a parent, I can tell you that you aren't getting older, but you are becoming smarter.

His arch-nemesis should be "Racist 15 Year Old Who Unnecessarily Knocks People Out of the Way Whenever Races Start Then Sends A Hate Message When He Loses."

I politely decline your suggestions as reading this reminded me of how much of a baby I am.

It's not anime if it doesn't have tentacles.

Gotta admit, that's a badass cover.

I'm sorry, James Bond not #1? GTFO. Name a dude who says he doesn't secretly want to be James Bond and I'll show you a woman.

My 5 year old finished New Super Mario Bros 2. and he unlocked all the characters in Super Smash Bros 3DS.

"I asked him, awkwardly, if it was confusing to own a dog and be a zoophile. 'I'm not indiscriminately attracted to animals,' Brenner said, 'in the same way that I'm not indiscriminately attracted to women."'

Thanks for all your help! I thought it might be a longshot whether or not you knew. I ended up pulling the trigger on it. I can still use the card even if it somehow doesn't work in the 3ds.

Do you know if it would work for the New 3DS? That's the only reason I would get one.

9/10. Would still hit it. Even with the paint.

This how you do fucking costumes when making a live-action adaptation of something that was originally an anime or manga!

If I don't hear that tag line at least 3 times an episode, then I'll tell Netflix to eat a bag of dicks.