Not quite enough nazi-killing.

We really need to see Team Kotaku Fish.

Team Brazzer-Masters!

Industrial Age AC? Hello Assassin's Creed: Gears & Steam.

Can't wait for the sequel about consensual slamming dicks in car doors. It'll be a hit on the Gamefuqs forums.

Dragon Age: Boning

for some reason, this reminds me of the Lupin III game for PS2.

What about Sorny or Magnetbox?

I won't play a TMNT game unless it advertises Pizza Hut or has the phrase, "My toe! My toe!" when my foot is injured.

Now my new consoles can remind me of my original Xbox!

Final Fantasy VII.

You're mad because you're on Jezebel. It wouldn't be a Jezebel blog if someone wasn't pissed about something a man did.

I decided to stop looking at concept art. It was just too much of "what could have been."

Your highlights are much larger than the actual UI.

Press X to insert art.

I can't wait to see how quickly someone fucks this up.

If it wasn't the best area, they wouldn't have made it the starting area. I say stay put you closed-minded fools!

Bitch...

YYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Anderson Silva vs Forrest Griffin was a true ballet of violence. No choreography involved.