Good old Britain, whose only value in the 21st Century is to point out the idiosyncrasies of a much greater nation, 40 years later.

Shouldn’t you be off somewhere eating a Kendal Mint Cake and complaining about how you’ve got consumption instead of lecturing people about improper spelling?

Noooope! Why do people say this? No one would say this about dogs. No one says “We should let dogs wander off-leash throughout our neighborhoods and let them attack wildlife, get attacked by wildlife, shit in our gardens, and get run over by cars.” Why would you say the same thing about cats? If you want your cat to…

Is this really the hill you wish to die upon?

You seem to know very little about cats, actually, and have no idea how to stimulate them within the home. Or you’re just saying purposely dumb shit to be a troll, which is likely the case.

I had two neighborhood Mourning Doves that I fed regularly living right outside my window. That is until one of the neighborhood cats came into OUR yard, because some asshole like you let them roam free, and ate one of the doves.

Cats outside are murderous fucks that kills off species of birds for the sport.

Cats are not humans, comrade. Your argument is a classic false equivalence logical fallacy.

His oath—like the President’s — is to preserve and protect the Constitution of the United States, not to take orders blindly from an upjumped game show host.

Basically.

If the president announces that he wants to send the navy to Bohemia, and the general points out that Bohemia lacks a seacoast, that’s not undermining. It’s telling it like it is — which Trump is supposed to be in favor of, remember?

“Not official policy”

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Is it undermining when the person you’re undermining has no clue what he’s talking about? Einstein wasn’t “undermining” physics and mathematics.

Isn’t that the whole point of democracy, if your boss is acting like a tool?

So if you’re black, you can’t catch a cab. If you’re a cop, you can’t catch an Uber. If you’re a black cop, you’re getting too old for this sh*t.

I’ll just leave this here...

I thought she looked a bit off-color.

I can not stand a single thing about this woman. I don’t care if her sew-in was on point. She literally performed minstrelsy for a living. She is the single-most cynical person ever. As a Black woman I’m continually disgusted by her exploitation of Blackness. The thing that pisses me off more than anything is that she…