Japanese doctors aren’t even allowed to give prescriptions exceeding 30 days’ worth of medicine.

Japan doesn’t do controlled demolitions. They’ll cover the building completely in paneled scaffolding and tear it apart bit by bit.

This is Tokyo, so tearing down a building like that a replacing it is perfectly standard.

David Sirota is drafting his story on this as we speak.

“The Joel McHale Show”

I thought casting would be obvious: Meghan Markle should be played by, well, Meghan Markle. Who else?

So WTF was he doing there in the first place?

This post is six months too early.

which doesn’t mean Affleck is innocent.

“Shh! Gawker doesn’t care about facts!”

Wait: the big terrible downside of this app is: you actually have to pay money for a useful product? Basically, the price of two cups of coffee at Starbucks? How does this make ANY sense?

I have no interest in creating a neighborhood of New Mexi-Texans in the middle of Tokyo, cooking Texas BBQ on every veranda, flying the Lone Star, and blasting the Eyes of Texas.

The phrase is part of a right-winger’s conspiracy theory. From Wikipedia’s article on the Frankfurt School:

Oh you must be very well traveled. Your IQ must be so much higher than most.

Yes, obviously. And, well, higher than yours if your “reasoning” is any kind of test.

Serious question: I brought back a bag of yellow grits* from my DC vacation (can’t get them here in Tokyo), so does anyone have any tips on how to prepare them properly? Because I think I’m doing something wrong.

*A souvenir of Mount Vernon, ground in George Washington’s old grist mill.

Yes, those steps look unrealistically steep; unlike, say, these steps at Atago Shrine in Tokyo:

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Are you feeling OK? Are these reading glasses the right strength? Or is this some sort of Turing Test?

Actually, there already *is* a bunny cafe upstairs from the hedgehog cafe.

I can give you directions, since I went by there last night. It’s off the side street that runs behind the police station:

“@IAmSamBee called me out for being a douche but she perpetuated racist stereotype & defended a LGBTbigot to do it”

I watched the clip. What the everloving fuck is this douchebro talking about?