What a stupid thing to say.

Unless she uses the entire $1.35 million for therapy, I'm not buying it.

This is a very well-written piece of fiction and definitely tries to get into the mind of the other person to make them "not a villain." However, I don't think suing god and everyone is going to help the case any.

At least she's consistent, unlike the conservative multitudes who are anti-choice and pro-death penalty. I can maybe, kind of, sort of, respect that position.

I think you're all missing the bigger picture here. It's probable that all of that creativity wasn't his, but was one of the mice sitting under his hat the whole time.

Listen, do you want the penises or not? We can discuss the "how" later.

Yes, but despite the wonderful and intoxicating smell that comes from baby heads, crack is waaaaaaay more addictive than children... unless you're a Duggar... so not exactly analogous.

You'll notice the demand is also being worked on; in this case, the demand form magazines and entertainment shows. The less demand for such shots, the less justification for new supply.

I've had great respect for him ever since the great sloth incident of 2012.

Are you seriously asking her to...

Because we're not dumb or tasteless enough to compare slave labor to people voluntarily engaging in a fundraiser for an organization they benefit from? What the fuck is wrong with you that you'd ever see those as comparable?

I would love to add snark, but you took it all, Torch.

"I don't care if they had a permit. The fact is, they probably [...]"

For me, the infuriating thing here is not the overblown generalization of BMW and Audi drivers, but rather the half-assedness of the attack. Calling someone you don't know a prick? And then backing off when someone calls you out on it? Come on, Devon. If you want to be a dickhead internet keyboard warrior, do it right!

"The Biz" is a freelance guy with a camera and a website. The knee jerk anti-Big-Everything responses from Social Justice 101 don't always apply.

They did the right thing and obtained a permit and had a police escort. You know...like when they block the streets for a bike race. Would you not think I was an ass for going out in the middle of the race knocking bikers over for being on the road where I should be able to drive? Lighten up Francis.

Are you kidding me? I don't even know where to start with you. First of all, she wrote an obituary, which needed to be written in the present. Also, if you think all of this crap doesn't affect someone's present then you certainly have not had to deal with any of this, or, you're in complete denial.

I know both of these guys personally, and they're some of the nicest, most chill people you'll ever meet.

I figured it out! Devon is a judgmental prick who hates German car owners. Because in no way, shape, or form did Brad need to apologize for anything he said.

HAHAHA. Clown. I know him personally. He's a good guy trying to do his job. I bet you think standups who gets heckled are assholes for shitting on the heckler.