Whaaaat? If someone (besides the bank) had tried to stop me from going to college, something my entire life until that point was spent working towards, it would have been a way bigger deal than anything else. She got into Columbia, so she obviously put in a lot of hard work and to have some epicly entitled douche bag…

Of course he'll bring a bag full - he seems like a polite kid. (I was taught that if you aren't going to bring enough for everyone, you shouldn't bring any at all.)

That is one way to fix a tight end.

God, I am getting so tired of you telling women what is and isn't misogyny.

biggest douche comment definitely goes to you, congratulations

OF COURSE Crabtree is weak. Otherwise he wouldn't be covered in crabs.

Payton played on the 85 Bears, who made a music video for a song called the Super Bowl shuffle in November.

You're a walking facepalm, you know that?

Honestly, my own story makes me feel victim-blamey. I get retrospectively victim-blamey at myself for going on multiple dates with this guy. The person I am now would have kicked his butt right out the door immediately after the first racist/sexist/awful thing he said - but the person I was then was all like "Oh, but…

It was a bleak time in my storied dating career. Also, I could never believe that he was really as bad as I remembered (but then he totally was).

HOLY SHIT I WENT OUT WITH THIS GUY!!! He used to live in Oakland and was THE WORST. We went out four or five times. He's my favorite Horrible Dating Story. Here you go, Jezzies.

*Eyeroll* Yes, my saying that I hate PETA specifically means that all vegans are obnoxious. That is exactly what I said.

PETA makes me want to morph into a tyrannosaur and eat all the animals on Earth, even non-food animals like hippos and seagulls, just to spite them.

1. I fucking hate PETA. I will eat meat until I die just to piss them off. Also because chicken is yummy, and tofu is disgusting.

See, the radiation in the ocean turns fish to narcotics. And you all thought fukishima was dangerous.

If you have to go out of your way to take a picture of a ladies undergarments then yes I think you have an expectation of privacy. These ladies aren't going around buck naked and getting angry because people took pictures of them. Someone targeted them for harassment and violated their personal space. That's illegal.

Uh. No. That is not how it works. Just because you exist in public does not mean people get to take photos of areas that would normally be covered by your clothing. Wearing a skirt is not the same as walking down the street in a bikini. A woman in a skirt has the reasonable expectation that no one is going to see her…

Not only did I read the entire post from Tumblr recapping the events but Megan is also my friend. Yes, you did just win the horrible person award.

If so I would like to avoid the people who complain their dog doesn't move enough during sex.

So women have no reasonable expectation of privacy in public?