No one wants to talk to you, and smearing yourself in shit and screaming your lungs out isn’t going to change that. 

Good to see LeBron get another shot after his last GM stint ended poorly.

“LeBron’s Lakers”

He also didn’t win one without Phil; almost like having an excellent player next to him and a great coach greatly increased his odds, much like LeBron playing next to two-three Hall of Famers and an excellent coach in Miami.

“...won an NBA Finals MVP.”

You should. Wendy’s twitter account is actually pretty funny

No one gonna talk about the Raps getting screwed by officiating yet again? The league clearly doesn’t want them to win and no one in the media has the balls to admit it.

This is a profoundly stupid take.

I’m going to go out on a limb and say that if before conference play starts a team has a 71% chance to have the best conference record in a 10-team league, they’re also going to be a rather strong favorite in the conference tournament. But thanks for the pedantry.

Playoffs for your Pats start soon, too, so cheer up.

Cheer up Duke fans, at least your Yankees got Stanton

You know why China has harsh laws? To actually scare the living shit out of you before you commit the offense and not after committing it.

There’s a little context to be explained here. Not many people are aware, but in the Cuban culture, the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals.

hm, looks like this article has reached the Facebook group for snitches and stooges

Get a load of this snitch!

The worst store is always any store your wife drags you into. Target, Hobby Lobby, Sephora, Forever 21, doesn’t matter. She will take 17,000 goddamn years to look at every item 67 times and then leave with something she found the first 5 minutes you were there. And it’s always the case that you can’t go wander off on…

All this winning must be getting exhausting for Trump supporters.

Someone needs to tell Villanueva that he’s part of a TEAM and shouldn’t make this about himself.

Coolest guy in the NFL.

“Sure, I’m playing in Italy, but at least I’m not stuck in the States with Dad.”