He’s a coma surviving, ambulance-ridin, doctors orders abidin’, nurse kissing, still-alive son-of-a-bitch!

For anyone who missed the fight, you can watch the complete fight at this link:

It was dumb. It was predictable. It was clearly won by Mayweather.

An oblivious, humourless Boston fan? I refuse to believe it.

Man, this really blows

I agree. I’m fine with players hitting and raping women. But don’t disrespect Merica.

Lucky for this bar brawling, boob-grabbing domestic abuser that he didn’t take a knee during the anthem, or his career would be over.

A close call, I think we can all agree.

For which team?

At what point to fans just stop showing up/tuning in? I mean, Dolan doesn’t give two fucks, as long as he’s cashing the big checks.

Two Raptors posts in one day, AND the Leafs signed Marleau. What a day!*

Lowry is the second most overrated player in the league. Right behind Chandler Parsons.

This will either be a fun pairing or a total disaster

I’m puzzled by the behavior of someone who clicks on an article titled “The Cavaliers can’t win Game 5. Or can they? (No) (But maybe)” and then takes to the comments to complain that the article does not make a decisive prediction about what will happen in Game 5.

So, what aspects of their game should current NBA players work on this summer to get better? Because right now, GSW and Cleveland are Goku and Vegeta, and the other teams are the rest of the Z fighters. And they need to train hard. Drastically boost their power levels.

And then I’m gonna go up to my fourth-floor apartment and continue to do whatever the hell it is I want to do.

The Lions are so bad they made Sanders and Megatron straight up just quit football.


ETA
Johnson’s still only thirty goddamn one!
Calvin should call Belichick, we’ll get him on that TB12 rabbit food and he’ll be loving it all again.

Boy, that ended up going in a different direction than it started in.

This should really boost his Yards after Catch numbers.

Kobe was never a big rebounder, this stat is very skewed toward those who were.