Scott Biao is gonna Star your mention of Matlock, but be pissed you didn't mention him

I have zero sympathy for someone that paid $500 dollars for that garbage ESPECIALLY if they say so unironically in a tweet.

RIP John Stamos Much funnier

Gotta LOVE the irony of Georgia passing something intended to punish and take rights away from one Group but doesn’t stop Georgia from Getting Punished and having things taken away.

You are pathetically funny, and I mean you are sad and embarrassing, you would make a wonderful Troll on Twitter... Because you stick your nose in where it doesn't belong and say stupid shit.

I address them EXACTLY like that (if they are dumb enough to say something in real life as you did) You will take it to the mat (I presume) that Deadspin is NOT a sports website, dedicated to “sport” and “athletes?” If you want celebrity endorsements click the links at the bottom of your internet porn sites.

because its a website about athletes you fucking moron

I for one WANT to know who supports Trump, because I like knowing who the Dumbfuckiest Athletes are

Good, the guy is a fucking creep. ALSO it will prevent all the NFL broadcasters from having to suck his dick during interviews, and not comment on the allegations against him.

I am an English (Creative Writing) Grad. That guy done wrote that wrong-ded

Christ, its so simple, make it a flagrant foul, give them the shots AND the ball, that shit will end quick

“”Sure we cant play football, but lots of rich fuckers got huge tax breaks, so we will call it even”” B. Jindal

Reading this with the 20/20 of watching him dog it in the biggest game he ever played him after trumpeting his physical awesomeness has just so many lulz

Serious Question. Why cant they award the game to Boise since they won on a buzzer beater?

Their Agreement sorta reminded me of those shows they Show Promos for during the Olympics.... They want us desperately to like them, someone has convinced them we WILL like them... but they are utter shit.

AND SOMEHOW they are making a movie about That Eddie the Eagle guy.... FTW

As a UCLA fan? I am not celebrating, per se, but it means we still have the record.

Sting, will Tweet from Stings account about Sting being the halftime show.

In California (where I am from) I got personalized plates the first day they were available, I got A1ST4ME (my first car)..... another guy got.... NO PLATE..... shenanigans ensued...

LOVE this picture... Sometime before Christmas this picture came up in my FB MEMORY for a day (maybe 5 years ago?) I had found in on the net printed it out 8X10 and given it as secret santa present... (its still on that persons wall)