He seemed to be rooted, but then fell like a mighty oak.

Pat White Killed herself, after Ed White Died in the Apollo 1 Fire.

First that is Hate speech, so they are not bound by law to participate in it...Second, you are a parody account, yes?

His position is gay as fuck.... He is a thoughtful man, not sure he doesn’t see that the Zealots are just hiding behind the religious freedom thing.

Yes my ex freaked. The engagement announcement appeared on a Sunday and she called my work (I supervised so usually answered the phones) and freaked, saying our break-up was all our fault...It was all I could do to not say “”Yeah it was”” But I thought that would’ve been expected so I didn’t... it was the last time I…

She SURE can..... #AMIRITE??!!! Loved that bit on the Bachelor, it was like watching one of my sisters take down one of their old boyfriends

Loved your comment, for its alternate true/sadz factor...I live in NC now, but grew up in Oceanside CA, and it seems a segment of my former classmates feel the same way about Jenner (and “”things”” in general) the one saving grace is since our town was/is minority Majority, at least I only have a couple that are…

2nd to LUCK??? As a Raider fan I wouldn’t trade him straight up for Derrick Carr

DOESNT WORK.....AND by the way you cannot use a GIF as a Profile on FB or Twitter (unless you had a GIF as your profile pic on twitter prior to when they dick moved)

I HOPE I WIN< I FOLLOWED THEM AND RETWEETED!

who gives a fuck about any of these things, if you don’t upgrade your battery life and speed you haven’t upgraded shit.

FOR ONLY $160 YOU CAN GET AN ENGRAVED BRICK THAT WILL STAND THE TEST OF TIME (or until we throw that shit out)

Tannehill is pretty good? Christ is he the standard of ""Pretty Good""

On that Earthquake Clip its a well known fact that if you jump up right before the elevator hits the bottom you will survive

You noted earth quake, but Lorne Green as Ava Gardners dad was total horseshit.

When I lived in LA ( was in the AF stationed at Space Division in El Segundo and going to UCLA) I met LOTS of Celebrities, every single one was gracious, John Wooden, Barry Manilow, ALL the LA Raiders, Mike Tyson (at a Lakers Game) etc etc.....

EXCEPT for Bill Maher, I LOVED going to comedy clubs and was, apparently,…

You Shoulda came outta that bathroom saying “”I found what was in Fishers Safe""

That Waring Double Pro, is absolute shit, got one 2 Years ago for Fathers day it crapped out after 2 months,,, had it replaced and THAT crapped out....Said FTS, so bought a new one the next fathers day and that crapped out.....and Warings customer service is shit.

That Waring Double Pro, is absolute shit, got one 2 Years ago for Fathers day it crapped out after 2 months,,, had…

other than Carol, all those movies sounded horrible when I first heard of them and didn't sound any less horrible..... that's 1-9, that's saying something because I usually agree (quite a bit) with the both writers sensibility. Oh well....oh and Lars Von Trier sux

That is an excellent prank. Not as good as the ones I pulled off in HS but pretty good.