You’re a more positive person than I if you actually believe the Democrats can pull off doing the same things the Republicans have done.  What’s good for the good is good for the gander, unless the goose in question isn’t allowed the luxury of flaunting rules the same way.  The Republicans are great at being complete…

Dated one at college.

It’ll be hilarious if she releases a statement denying the relationship. Like, “Yuck, you think I would date that? *gag noise*”

I love how almost every one of Ainsley Earhardt’s outfits seem to be designed around the concept of highlighting her tits and making them look as large as possible. 

He can leave via exorcism for all I care. Just get out 

Pffffft prepare for your untimely demise at the hands of seven million sharp-toothed Swiftian Maenads, bro. You messed with the fans. Big mistake. Huge.

Well there’s at least one woman who is ready to run away with Trudeau as soon as he’s ready for her:

Uh... His office is the one that ramped up aggression with Iran to begin with by dropping out of the agreement and throwing a pile of sanctions at the country after the UN found that Iran wasn’t in any violation of any agreement they have as a nation.

I’m sure you could park a mistress or three there no problem.

I’ll try to explain, but only because it seems like you’re asking a genuine question here.

I can’t get into the mall Swift goes too.

Why do you hate America?

Which is not remotely germane to the point being made, but ok. 

There is no doubt in my mind that if Biden’s the nominee, they’ll lose. He might poll favorably head to head now, but that’s all reflected Obama glory, as opposed to Warren and Sanders’s being based off their respective visions.

In the rest of the civilized world, people like Sanders and Warren are the center. Our politics are so poisoned by the minority rule of the Electoral College, the Senate and gerrymandering and the lobbying bribes and toxic right wing propaganda (Fox et. al.) of evil billionaires that we are skewing far right.

This is such a bad faith argument on sooooooooooooooo many levels.

Moscow Mitch, married to Mao’s bitch

I already called my mother.

That 2nd tweet has an article about what Trump was talking about. Trump was pulling funding from the State Department to give to the Military. Mattis told Trump if you don’t fully fund the State Department that he would have “to buy more ammunition” aka Diplomacy prevents conflicts. Trump was too dumb to understand…

I’m highly concerned about your lack of dedication towards indiscriminately killing brown people. Please consume an extra bowl of Freedom O’s tomrrow.