My heart is, then, cold and black as well.  These letter suggest that this woman suffers from that which nobody else on earth suffers from yet manages not to pull some bullshit and break laws.  Hate.

And that financial crippling prevents future you from going to your follow up appointments, future you or your family seeking preventative care, future you or your family living in safe conditions, eating healthy food, getting mental health care, retiring and getting eldercare (which ends up passing the financial…

He has obviously not argued with a private insurer to get a procedure approved.

Yep. That single sentence would get a background check law passed in a week. 

If the CEOs wanted real action, they’d have simply stated, “Until you do something about the proliferation of guns, none of our companies will put a single dollar in your coffers.”

I love how Democrats concede that impeachment is unpopular before even trying to make the case for impeachment. Meanwhile, the GOP managed to completely will Death Panels into existence without the help of any truth whatsoever.

I wonder if he ever met Meghan McCain’s dad, whose name I forgot

Wait, Rudy Giuliani was the mayor of NYC during 9/11? THAT Rudy Giuliani? He should mention it more often, it really could be a key part of his brand. 

I saw them open for the Sex Pistols once. Afterwards, Pearl Jam came on the stage as a surprise act.

Guaranteed his wife found those pictures on his phone and he was caught so he said “I was just showing everyone how ...bad...those swimsuits are!”

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

At least we didn’t Russian to anything over there.

Bye Eric!

Bring the troops home, reinstate the draft and cut our war budget at least by half. The “volunteer” military is possibly the worst socialist jobs program of all time.

I’m sorry, I’ve got to be the pessimist/realist here.

*looks at shiny, puffy face with glassed over eyes**ahem*

The dumbest thing is that there’s no incentive to do so. LED Light bulbs are a superior product and it’s in everyone’s best interest to produce more of them.

In the land of the dim bulbs, the dimmest bulb is the king.

I frequently have to explain to older people that I flatly refuse to have kids because of this. Our economy is screwed, the wealth gap is growing exponentially, and the environment is very likely doomed for long term support of human life. We’re likely to see massive food shortages, fuel shortages, and technology…