Agreed, with the small caveat that I can’t think of a point in history when people didn’t have to be careful with satire. Satire generally rides a thin line. On one side is the risk that the satire become real; on the other is the risk that the satire earns quick disapproval. The sweet spot is somehow making fun of a…

I heard that the Oakland Zoo was shutting down because someone fought a panda and left it unconscious. Definitely a case of Marshall Law.

Wow, in the US that kind of business savvy gets you the Oval Office.

I’m almost impressed at how dedicated to finding new levels of DLC/Microtransaction abuse Tecmo-Koei is. I understand that developing new costumes and stuff (especially licensed ones) is expensive and time consuming, I’m fine with paid costumes packs. But the complete version of a game should not be thousands of…

Just to clarify, this is on top of the almost $2,000 you would have to spend in order to get all the costumes. 

“Take us to your leader... but first do a little spin for us. Ah yes, very nice.”

Yea got to agree with assessment. Pew is definitely a turd in the punchbowl but have you seen some of the ‘stars’ of the FIFA meatheads?

How did no one at Tiger not come up with the idea to just redo all their games in a smartphone app and sell them for a dollar each? Seems like a better, cheaper, more potentially successful idea on every level.

Okay, I get nostalgia’s big these days, but like...why this? I was obsessed with gaming from a young age and would play damn near anything, but even I could see that these games were shit. So add this to the pile of reasons not to go into a Gamestop, I guess, right next to the mountains of Funko Pop.

How do I get people to have that kind of awakening? I have several family members and friends who have these regressive beliefs. I get hushed by people who agree with me when I try to actually talk about these things and any social media posts I make (which are few and far between) seem to be ignored by all but a…

I had a friend who actually bought the Steel Battalion game... and its enormous controller.

Sure, the characters in the world take things seriously, but like Doom 2016, the world they live in is just a bunch of campy nonsense.

You could smell the disdain she held for people back on MTV, it’s no surprise that she’s on Fox news being the worst.

They’re hamstrung by their constitution. In pretty much any other democracy on earth, if you want to change something, you just need to convince 50%+1 of your fellow citizens or legislators to do something, and it will happen.

Spontaneous Bone Spurs! I like it!

We don’t really have a mechanism for nationwide referenda.

If you don’t dig the first season the show isn’t for you.

Except we knew Hopper survived from the moment the post-credits scene in Russia kicked off last season.

I’m relieved that they didn’t drag out the reveal but the whole fakeout seems especially pointless now.

When I was a teen, that Parental Advisory label might as well have said “Buy Me”.