“No baby, slower. Do it slow.”

Empowering reverse-Oedipal complex to effectuate actualization of life architecting execution.  With synergy, natch.

Donald Trump Sr., Robespierre, and one of the fetuses Trump almost certainly paid to have aborted.

I wish I were being flippant, but to be realistic the only thing you can personally do is arm yourself.

Despite not having children yet, this is a very Mom response from AOC.  Allow their voice to be heard, de-escalate, and everyone still gets pudding.  Bravo Congresswoman.  Well handled.

They don’t like the Democrats because of the death machines.  You can’t make healthcare affordable for everyone unless you grind up elderly people and use the slurry to make pills.

Maybe the new tactic is to make the articles of impeachment so long they won’t be able to read through it all until after the election.

Utterly tone deaf.

It’s not a job. Did you miss the part where he’s looking for a new apartment because he can’t afford his current one?

Trump’s brilliant three-point plan to turn this all around.

A voting cap is not a bad idea.  There need to be guarantees in place to ensure the elderly get what they paid for all those years, but they really shouldn’t be deciding the future of the country.  They won’t be in it.

That message is not to Adam Schiff.  It’s to his base.  He’s hoping one of them takes up the call to arms and starts something to make the impeachment go away.

Kim Jong Un gave him a seriously dumbfounded look at their first meeting.  Even he was like “Is... is this guy for real?”

A prescient precedent for decedent presidents.

No.  No I won’t think about that.  I will think about puppies instead.  Awwww - how cute!

Undeath is not life.  He has to devour twenty babies a day to keep that going.

Maybe they should post up a warning label like they do on music CDs with swear words. - “Viewer Advisory - Admitted Liar”, in high-contrast black and white with a red border, right on his forehead. That way he still gets to say his piece, but anyone who doesn’t know he’s a lying liar will know what’s up.

I share that sentiment. The ultra-wealthy tend to consider themselves paragons of capitalism and justify their wealth by saying things like “I know how to manage it”, and “I create jobs”. In reality they are maintaining that wealth simply by moving money around and deciding who’s the right schmoe to delegate things…

I’ll bet he watches Home Alone 2 with his cameo on loop. Can’t get enough of himself.

Wormtongue - nailed it!