Thanks Ugh. There’s been a question burning in my mind that maybe you can answer. How do you put mustard on a hot dog?

That’s not true.  They did muster talking points, which they then forwarded directly to House Democrats.

Shouldn’t the media just collectively refuse to cover anything Lewandowski says?  He’s already admitted he lies to them.  There’s not even a facade of integrity.

President Zelensky wasn’t in the room either.  WTF kind of rationale is that?  Are they trying to imply it was all a big practical joke because Trump had his fingers crossed or was wearing underpants on his head?

Do you begin the segment with something like

the President of the United States is using the power of his office to solicit interference from a foreign country in the 2020 U.S. election

President Pence will anoint them with holy mayonnaise.

Wow!  Sounds like she was working through her summer vacation.

the complaint cited “multiple actions”

Wwwwwow.  That is an old bit.  Guess he’s trying to cinch in the boomer vote.  Expect him to pivot to some ninja turtle “Cowabunga!” shenanigans to reel in Gen X.

They’re still using dot matrix printers. It was Bolton’s turn to buy ribbons, and now the schedule’s all messed up. They’ll have it to you by Christmas, they swear!

If you can run fast enough, you just need to trace the series of tubes and hack it off with a machete.  Then the emails spill all over the ground.

The moments right before a seig heil?

If you’re interested in fighting games at all the best way to get into it is to play with friends of similar skill (or lack thereof). I feel like I was pretty good at SF2 and the original Mortal Kombat in the arcades. I could at least keep a quarter going for 10-15 min. Any time I try online these days I just get…

I think the American people would be let off the hook if Donald Trump were impeached... We need to take responsibility for this and vote next November and show that we have a certain set of values

Oh thank goodness.  I thought it was just me and Katie Holmes.

It is no longer morning in America. Odds are closer to twilight.

Ahem - they prefer to be known as temporarily embarrassed millionaires. One of those lotto scratchers has to hit someday.

If it were about science, it would be led by scientists

“Very simple. We have the cleanest air and the cleanest water—cleaner than it’s ever been before in our country. I like clean air and clean water.”