The ones in America can’t work.  Ask Ivanka about her product line and you’ll find out how precious the children are to her.

Yes, Victory for the World. Let’s stick it to the rest of the Universe. Alpha Centauri can suck it! Why was this not proposed sooner? We just - ALL of us, mind you, not partially - need to win. It takes a very stable genius to figure that out.

Workers ARE too weak to take the struggle into their own hands for any given company. Unions exist to ensure collective bargaining that can’t be immediately dismissed with automation or scab labor. Workers speaking with one voice across an industry can make demands for better pay, hours, and safety. The best the…

In a 20-person field and people will go, ‘Not bad.’ They’re going to look at who is in the top eight.

If Trump brazenly flouts Constitutional law and commits treason by working with enemies of the State to unlawfully retain power, we can all look forward to Pelosi putting on her Serious Glasses and tapping her foot in annoyance.

I look forward to SCOTUS ruling on this and calling it “The Idiot Defense”. Innocent by way of stupidity.

Including the incest fantasy!

Shouldn’t be long now.  3... 2...

If impeachment is off the table, what other “serious repercussions” are there?

Stop flapping your gums, you.  Did you know she’s the daughter of a war hero?  She’ll tell you, if you’ll just stop SCREAMING AT HER!  How rude!

He’s right.  Starting a war is pretty easy to do, at least from his office.  Ending it is the hard part.

That’s a really hard decision to make. If they held him in contempt, it would not affect him every day for the rest of his life. He would not suffer devastating repercussions, and he would definitely not be disinvited to speak on television or be denied paid consultancy gigs. Congress is doing the right thing - they…

I challenge you to find one instance of Ted Cruz being useful.

Which cabinet position do you think he’s angling for?

I don’t actually believe they can do that, no. In theory, they should be able to play with the same deck, but for decades they’ve clung to both-sides-ism and nonexistent bipartisanship. Poor Charlie Brown keeps trying to kick the football and never, ever learns.

Wasn’t it just yesterday that he announced he would be rescinding California’s waiver to regulate emissions standards? So they have to clean up their city. But they’re not allowed to regulate pollutants.

I’m sure Stephen Miller has some very attractive qualities. Perhaps he killed a fat squirrel and laid it on her doorstep. Or maybe regurgitated a half-digested chicken carcass and served it with a lovely side of mashed potatoes still in the rind (also regurgitated).

Maybe because it’s not her decision.  It’s easier to say what other people should have done when you’re not the one who’s going to take the heat for it.  Perhaps I’m being too pessimistic.

Mother has a dark side.

That description is maybe half a metaphor away from NSFW.