Hang on, I’ve got this one.

It makes perfect sense to forward this to your organization as an internal memo.

Maybe that’s camouflage then. Don thinks he’s a a point guard - maybe one of Yeezy’s buddies.

Which is worse - abandoning employees to seek out a vanity project doomed to failure, or taking them to that hell with you?

I’d ask which one is David, but they all kinda have the same rapey expression.  Not the Mom.  That strikes me as more “can’t wait to slice off your nipple” torture-porn.  Poor dog.  I hope she throttled him quickly.

T-shirt worthy.

Daddy is telling people NOT to donate to it. It’s a placeholder PAC to gauge interest and probably get some of the drudge work out of the way in case she does decide to run (ie, the book sales don’t cut it and Fox hasn’t offered her enough guaranteed appearances).

Trump needs a beta.  They all need to be betas.  His fragile ego will not tolerate working with an equal.

When Superman and his Kryptonian buddies invade, we’ll have the government to thank for allowing them to see directly into our homes.  So short-sighted.

Fills in the gaps when we play national Red Rover.

Carlin was about 20 years too generous in his estimate.

I don’t know how much it costs to cross the border, but I read once that they want to charge $50 as an application fee for asylum. If it’s around there, we’re looking at 72 million border crossings to recoup the cost. That’s a quarter of the American populace. Are they ok with that?

It is quite petulant, but his standard MO. “I’m not wrong, YOU’RE wrong!”  This has always been his response to being wrong.

Trump was the guy who physically hit his son Donj when he wasn’t wearing a suit to go out to dinner with him.  Guess the standards have dropped a bit.

You’d think it would go without saying that if you need a shirt and shoes to get service that carrying a murder stick would get you nothing but stink-eye. Alas, the sign needs to be specific for gun nuts.

Is this like a “Fight Club” thing?  I am Shock Jock’s nervous twitch?  I am Neckbeard’s broken razor?  

Jesus wasn’t a zombie. He was a revenant. They leave out the part about the furious vengeance against the Romans because it doesn’t play well with the rest of the narrative.

How many vaginal eggs do they own between them?

When did we start?

I’d rather all those prayers go toward stopping wind than forcing distraught women to carry unwanted pregnancies to term.  At least she didn’t throw a crystal at it.