If I owned a gun, I would shoot at anyone who opens my door that I don’t recognize. Luckily I do not own a gun, nor a vicious dog, and I only have access to BSL2 materials.

Sky cake loses its flavor when your neighbor gets their sky cookie. The flavor particles literally transfer via holyrail in about five seconds. Everyone knows this.

Several copious layers of bronzer.

This kid fails in such spectacular fashion that I feel he’s destined for greatness of the bad kind. He’s the kind of person we should put on Mars first, because he’s got the kind of energy needed to move around a lot, put down a lot of flags and collect core samples before he suffocates because he forgot to recharge…

Yeah.  A lot of them have guns and refuse to give them up for precisely this reason.  It’s happening RIGHT NOW!  Get down there, gun nuts!  Defend your liberty!

Apparently JK Rowling put magical spells in the Harry Potter books that actually work and let the devil in if you cast them. Accio damnation!

Religious “thought” pretty much stops at the most optimistic outcome. Doesn’t matter which religion, they all claim to be about peace but then are used to justify horrific shit, particularly against the other religions. Denying scientific fact and programming in a daily bible study won’t do jack to stop gun violence.…

Unfortunately I don’t think there’s enough die-hard players like yourself to make the business viable. If you buy a $400 console and a $60 game, you’re done. They need hundreds of thousands of people like you to buy in. F2P makes a more attractive business model in a couple of ways - it broadens the potential purchase…

“I can laugh about things like the Grim Reaper, but...”

“As the chick on a panel that spent most of her break shooting, I look forward to talking about this,” she began.

I wonder how Pence’s “never alone with a not-Mother woman” rule applies to gay people. Is it strictly gender, and he can’t be alone with a gay woman, because he’s afraid the devil will make him put his penis in her regardless of her sexual preference and his vows of matrimony? Or is he not allowed to be alone with a…

No, there’s one murder.  Murder Creek!

It is especially galling that he enriches his own properties by doing this.  “Wasting time” twice as much as Obama is bad enough, but at least Obama’s trips paid out to American businesses and theoretically boosted local economies.  This is both wasting time and circulating money into his own pocket.

That is flesh, but it’s like that the whole way through.  There’s no bones or viscera, just... that.  He’s a golem.

Hey, it’s a good thing this guy has access to a tool that can immediately notify every cell phone in America about imminent threats and national emergencies. I’m sure nothing could go wrong.

Well, duh.  Paying Americans a fair wage is downright UnAmerican!

“I love Tiffany,” Trump said on Friday, repeating it again on Saturday in a strangely worded tweet that added, “doing great!”

If Biden gets the nomination, the debates are going to be completely pointless. It’ll just be storytime with Grandpas, complete with all the racism, antiquated gender ideals, and personal grandstanding that entails. It’s why you don’t hand a senior citizen the microphone at a wedding.

“Why do you care what type of gun I own?”

How is a “registration scheme” draconian?  Seems hyperbolic.  But then, these are people who want to fire lethal weapons as a leisure activity.