Are these the “mentally ill” people the Republicans are keen to place blame on?  Because they don’t sound crazy.  They just sound like misogynist assholes.

You just go up and buy Greenland.  They let you do it when you’re famous.

You shouldn’t attempt to digest horse shit. It’s not actually food, and mostly bad for you.

as I stand this ground without compromise.

The choice of capitalization is, while not necessarily odd in context, completely incorrect. Looks like a Trump tweet.

I like this kind of request.  It lets me claim support for a purpose by doing what I was already going to do.  Which is nothing.  But especially nothing for Tom Steyer!

They don’t seem to be working as intended.

Where’s my grenade?  I am limited!  Infringement, time to riot!  Grab your tank, time to roll on the Capitol!

Kassell said. “I can tell you with absolute certainty that he had no brain damage, either from the hemorrhage or from the operations that he had. There was no damage whatsoever.”

Hey, if these eco-warriors didn’t fly on private jets, they might not be able to get their bodies to places where they talk about doing things at all! Why, they would need some other resource to communicate that didn’t involve transporting their flesh across the globe. Like some sort of series of tubes that can…

Narcissus assholicus. It’s extremely contagious, and Trump is lousy with it.

No, I’m pretty sure reading it is also a big problem for a large swath of the faithful.  Reading comprehension is not the strong suit of those that believe Jesus road dinosaurs.

Chuck, get back to work.  The Senate’s not going to do nothing all by itself.

I don’t know.  We’d have to give him all of our “Hell Yeah”s.

What if he puts someone else’s foot in his mouth?  This is Joe we’re talking about.

He never said he doesn’t snort.

I’m disgusted, but the bride is clearly into it. She realized he’d tried and then went back and wrapped her arms around him to try to snag it back.

“I’m going to speak to some of your union leaders to say, ‘I hope you’re going to support Trump.’ OK?” Trump said. “And if they don’t, vote them the hell out of office because they’re not doing their job.”

“undermines the cost white people paid to free slaves”

I’ve listened to too many Trump sound bytes. It’s turned me half-mad. I would go all the way crazy but the script is formulaic, so there’s a kind of order in the disingenuity.  Like a perfect kernel of undigested corn surrounded by poop.