He popped an accidental boner looking at a woman that wasn’t Mother and it really freaked him out.

Legolas minus shampoo.

I don’t get why “shocker” is “not kosher”.  Is it that she’s not supposed to have a security agent specifically for her?  Or is that callsign offensive somehow?

When Donj cheated on his wife, it wasn’t with a relative.  Just sayin’.

It’s a lot worse than I thought it would be. I thought there would be a lot of tax cuts for rich people, stupid frivolous public spends on vanity projects, and a useless wall on the border. I never imagined children dying in cages, buddy-buddy relationships with the who’s who of evil world dictators, and pipe bombs in…

This is in accord with this administration’s standard MO of filling leadership roles with individuals who are actively hostile to the agency’s mission.  E.g. Rick Perry in charge of Energy, DeVos in charge of Public Education, etc.  Hire people who hate their job and will suck at it so you can use their abject failure…

Okay moderators, we need a vehicle, an emotion, and a scandal from the ‘80s.

But then you have to pick grease and “hair” out of the treads, and that orange stain is never coming out.

If there’s one think Trump thinks he knows how to do, it’s throw a party. Of course he thinks he can plan it better than some event producer, with their permits and budgets and logistics. Only the bigliest celebration will do for our big boy President!  Spare no expense - Tanks! Jets! Crumbling infrastructure! More…

It will be a NYT #1 Bestseller. Because that system is a racket. It’s legal money laundering. Any corrupt crony or faux outrage pundit can put some garbage on the shelf, and their benefactors will buy a million copies to “distribute” at their future campaign events or speaking engagements. All it needs is the sales…

Flattery is catnip to a tyrant. Whether we ought to do that is a question up for debate. It’s generally a “no” because appeasement hasn’t worked all that well in the past, but Trump’s gonna Trump.  We’re just along for the ride.

Tickets?  But Trump told us to save the date!  Are we disinvited?  I made punch!

It’s a gig economy, man.  POTUS is only four years at a time, perfect transition between Uber Driver and Key Influencer.

Waaaait a minute.  “Private promises” from Pence?  Was... Was Mikey ALONE WITH A WOMAN?  And it wasn’t Mother!?

Mark Hamill happens to have an excellent Twitter feed.

The pop-up book will be tawdry.

I’m amazed that this is even a thing that can happen. Is there nothing that can be done to remedy delinquent lawmakers? Can they be recalled by their districts, special elections, just omitted from the vote? This should not be a viable tactic for governance!

Damn.  That’s a crazy kind of stupid.  Withdrawn!

Loesch is likely to have an appointment in the executive branch before I hit “Publish”.  She’s on tv!

Time to invest in Libra?