Well, naturally, I never intended for you to SEE me being an asshole!

Maybe these “many scientists” know something I don’t, but recent advances in stem cell research do allow us to create just about any stage of development from undifferentiated cells. I just harvested some artificial neurons a couple weeks ago. The problem is a matter of scale. It’s really expensive to make small…

She also asked us to Pokemon Go to the polls.  That’s still leagues better than wandering creepily behind your opponent and interrupting with “no, you are!” like a child.

We’ll get the point when most of us die and the rest are rushing the gates of the rich folk demanding some clean water.

Yeah, I do too. He’s the only network late night host I watch and one of the few programs I try to catch every episode. He’s been uncritical of Biden so far and it hurts to watch. Not that he’s really skewered the field that much, but Biden’s made a few noteworthy oopsies (like plagiarism and his handsiness mea…

Maybe she’s scouting to get a jump on choosing the drapes.  Some of her family may be spending some time there.

Ironically, I get the sense that Colbert is pulling for Biden. Or at least CBS is telling him to.

Why does Biden think the nation wants to accompany him on his mission of personal growth?

I’m guess those little morphine packets they show in war films are just filled with six pounds of aspirin.

Tiny Specific Meteor had its chance when Trump went golfing with Rush Limbaugh.  There is no God.

I read the matrix as attractive poles. The more “X” a decision it is, the closer to that pole it gets. Something that was equally stupid, sexist, greedy, and racist would land dead-center. Magnitude would be measured by a page-perpendicular axis (irrelevant here, because for Trump each axis is set to 11 at all times).

Stabbed? Why didn’t she shoot it from a distance?

You have to be a lot smarter than Louie Gohmert to trick someone into a slippery slope argument.

if an American politician said that dogs are bullshit

Oh, so you think you know how to steward the series of tubes better, smart guy?

I thought the debate stage requirements were more stringent than that. They need to get 60k individual donations to their campaign and poll better than 1%. For that second metric, if this poll did indeed count, he could have passed the requirement by getting five people to vote for him.  Which he didn’t, but some…

Maybe Mexico paid for it.

the company evaded taxes and misrepresented its finances

Stop, or we will say Stop a second time!

That’s a lot of effort to cover up the absence of a soul.