Hm, yes.  “Coin purse”.  For your “coins”.

I find it hard to believe that “only 10% of Americans want to eliminate private health insurance”. That question must have been asked in a disingenuous context. No one I know “loves” their insurance. They are thankful to have it because it means they don’t have to choose between death and poverty. They wouldn’t want…

This would cause too much instability. Whenever a supreme justice visits from another land or wakes up from their slumber inside a mountain they’d have to do it all over again.

The thought that repeatedly went through my head while reading this article was “Elaine Chao is the Grandma from ‘Crazy Rich Asians’”.

Whooooah, slow down there.  Moderation in moderation!

This country would not have stood for as long as it has had it not been for the biblical foundation it has been so strongly rooted in.

Buttigieg also is certainly more Christian than the adulterer Trump, who doesn’t even know how to properly cite Bible passages.

How can there be so many stupid people in government? If you go on the record and admit to committing war crimes, that’s not an argument FOR the person you’re defending, it’s against yourself. 

I don’t think you can get a Wendy’s Frosty to leave the cup. Even when it reaches room temperature it’s more like an ooze than a liquid.

Bravo!

You’ve wasted two minutes of my time on a Sunday.

Don’t laugh man.  King Hippo is really hard if you don’t know the right combo.

I know how they can get their membership numbers up.  Just officially merge with NAMBLA.  It will legitimize their operation!

When do we start the riots?  If it’s soon I feel like I should probably go buy a gun.  Not that it’s hard to do that at a moment’s notice...

If there a silver lining to the rise and empowerment of the alt-right, it’s that it’s becoming much easier to get the shitheads on record.

Maybe it’s time they did. Sounds like they’re itching to “responsibly use” their firearms, and there’s two or three targets in Bolton’s crosshairs.

Hm?

Oh, Kanye.  You little scamp!

That’s cottage cheese with whole, unpeeled pomegranates served over an underbaked brownie.  You have to eat it with a giant spoon or the pomegranates fall off before you can unhinge your jaw.

“I don’t want to tell you.” She added that “it’s not an appropriate thing for me to say,” then promised to tell me later, off the record.