Sophomoric or not, it’s a good message.  Especially now.  Preferably two.

“Too divisive to the country” shouldn’t be a concern.  We’re about as divided as we’re going to be absent violent revolution.

I definitely think that post-secondary education should be part of any education overhaul plan. It is painfully obvious that a high school diploma doesn’t qualify anyone for the current market, no matter how good the school is. Trade school at a minimum should be covered by public funds. We need to qualify our young…

All one needs to dispel that myth is DeVos.

You’re going to need a chalkboard for that one.

Set up a GoFundMe.  I’d contribute $5 to send you on a cruise with evil old white men.  No Insider, though.  I would fear for your safety, sanity, or both.

Forgot his ritalin today.

Your comment is going to cause the Kinja crash.

All opportunities for morally bankrupt companies to make a shit ton of money on the public dime.

The pro-birthers would have you believe that God willed it so.  He used his mind powers to simultaneously spike hormones and puncture latex.  He can do that, because magic.

99% effective implies 1% ineffective.  There are over 300M people in the United States, over half of them female, so that’s 1.5M unwanted pregnancies despite taking appropriate precautions.  You got a solution for them?  To the nunnery?

If there’s a safe word involved, then kinda.

Now THAT’s how you enforce a contempt charge.  Are you listening, Barr?

Anyone interesting in an actual debate is not watching Fox News. All the viewing audience wants is a full-throated defense of their personal belief. It’s just intellectual masturbation. 

I’d rather be 164th trimester aborted than watch people kick a ball and pretend to be hurt for ninety minutes.  But the metric system is way better.

Once they come out of the lady parts they pick up original sin.  Then they’re pretty much worthless.

Thanks. I read the nuclear part and my IQ dropped three points. Now I have to re-learn how to hold a pencil. Pointy end down, right?

I’m all for shaming Trump, but doing that right now doesn’t address the problem. He can’t veto state legislation and his SCOTUS picks are there for life. Calling out his hypocrisy still leaves us with a terminal threat to women’s rights that we have no way to stop, even with a clean-slate sweep of national elected…

I prefer “high velocity inverted vehicular defenestration”, but you do you.

“God bless them, they’re trying to do something,” Robertson said of Alabama legislators.