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The Escalade is the answer to the question “What if the Suburban/Tahoe, but more pretentious???”

Oh I know that, this is just a new high for that premise. It truly is something to behold.

You should see the Breaking News where they had Sam’s dad on :P

Now as the strike progresses Sam can use his tagline to greater effect: “We’ve been here the whole time!

That’s more of a stretch than a Pilates class, Benny.

400% of zero is still zero.  These AI evangelist people are the new crypto bros.

And padlock the sucker.

It’s homeopathic water, diluted to 10c! That’s like so much more invisible water!

During the actual launch, they'll be using Brawndo. It has electrolytes. 

It’s cruel and unusual punishment and should have been struck down on the grounds of the 8th amendment long ago.

(sigh)  That 350,000 gallon figure is still well short of the amount of water used when launching a Shuttle or SLS  or Saturn 5, so long ago.  More power than the Saturn and lots less water on a substandard launch platform gives me much pause about any sort of reuse of that platform.  It’s not gonna go well.

Because any testimony to a GOP Congress is going to be quickly buried by the wide-spanning idiotic other acts of that Congress and thus forgotten or relegated to the same level of joke as everything else that the GOP clowncar represents?

Also “the government has killed to keep this secret and personally harassed me.”

The surest way I know this is all bullshit is that there is absolutely no fucking way in hell that Trump found out there’s aliens and didn’t immediately go tell Newsmax.

They did provide evidence:

We’re inventing the torment nexus.

That’s something a human feeling guilty about violating a social norm would say. ~ SkyNet

Silence, heretics! Observe the 5D chess (with multiverse time travel) grandmaster at work!

Ah yes, that noted hive of scum and villainy...Chick-fil-A