Explain why we still do this after 100+ years of gas cars:

Aserialrapistsezwhat?

“One would think that Mr. Murphy was given his freedom to leave the plantation so that he could make his own decisions...”

I like it. They willingly get filled with cargo for the benefit of the tyrannical Sir Topham Hatt so they might as well look the part.

I don’t like that you made me do this, to be clear.

If they’ve hacked the PoS system, does it really make a difference if you pay inside?

Look I know exactly who you’re talking about. I’m naturally orange. I’ve been blessed with very very beautiful orange skin. All of the women on ‘The Apprentice’ flirted with me. Is my penis shaped like a mushroom? Yes. But a very good mushroom. That is also orange.

Elon Musk is the PT Barnum of the automotive world. A charlatan that impresses people with charm and gumption. And people believe this fucker.

Musk knows his target audience and panders to them. They eat that shit up, so Elon goes back for more. This is a very similar tactic that a certain Orange man employs...

Climate-controlled dust particles are what will increase authenticity for when this becomes a “barn find” in the next 50 years. One speck of dust will be equivalent to the salary of their housekeeper so it would make sense to rain in on that dust.

*sips cat poop*

370Z 50th Anniversary Edition.

The DeLorean Flight of the Navigator:

Because that would turn a $5,000 trailer into a $50,000 trailer while also halving the payload it could carry.

LOL, Pathfinder old?  It’s only been out for like thre... seven years!?!  Holy shit.

Neutral: If I were the head of Nissan, I think I’d start by making underpowered, uninspired cars with a CVT. Then focus on fleet sales to prop up volume. Rather than update the Z to bring it into this millennium, I’d keep milking that for several more years.

“Y’all all told me to stop buying rusty Michigan shitboxes, and to instead go down south and pick up a rust-free project. I’m doing that.”

(It’s worth mentioning that many ZJ diehards say the vehicle’s transmission failures are due entirely to owner neglect).

God damn it.

I told you the motor would be in the front. TOLD YOU!

Tow a Ford yeah yeah yeah... How does it hold up to Sweet Tooth?