Not if you're "backstage"

You're just upset because you paid so much for the naming rights and they still misspelled it.

That's the place with the beaded curtain where daddy met mommy.

They couldn't find any Chinese people to play the role. So few of 'em.

After a terrible movie like that I needed a drink. I don't remember much of what happened the following day or two.

Just no fucking cats, ok?

Hey, if you want a Pepsi, you're going to have to pay for it, buddy.

You can borrow my WiFi. Its names Abraham Linksys and the password is 1-2-3-4

Is that what happens when you eat a burrito made with a tortilla with an image of Jesus on it?

Give me Season 5 of Archer and the upcoming season 6 or kill Patrick Henry!

Yes, and 'Baby It's Cold Outside' is a wee bit rapey

It was my understanding that Budweiser was made from horse glue.

As you wish.

Yeah, that fad didn't last long.

That wasn't fun. That wasn't fun at all..

Yes, but at 15,000,000 light years away, that's going to be tough.

I just want a rock to wind the string around.

Who are you? My proctologist?

No, that has graviolis

I'll see it on Veteran's day with my wife 1. because we have a kid and day care is open (fuck yeah!) 2. To honor veterans. (ok, just one. Me)