Yes, Hank Aaron. One of the finest celebrity-persons I have ever met. I also have a picture of me with Richard Hatch and the two Johns signed a copy of a 'Join Us' LP.

Go away, baitin!

Threats like that Ring hollow.

Maybe all that gold in Desolation of Smaug was real.

My mom had great tits!

Sally Ride and Jane Fonda.

Chicks with Brazillians!

If you're going to do a film like this. Go full-blown Roger Corman and give us some tits. Zero-G tits rule.

You can have your Mike vs. Joel argument, but the best one starred George Lazenby

All hail the truck farmer!

A deep husky voice?

You guys gotta try the pasta. It's got a real nice profit margin!

I don't even own an internet.

Yeah, he got hit by a bus.

I used this then Grootified it. That's what brought-down Time Warner the other morning.

If you wanted back, you shouldn't have put it in there.

Is it dark, but with a safety light?

Same with the one in my basement.

Would you say you have a bone to pick with the writer?

Bardley Legal?