That's an even shittier name.

If he get's dick cancer how will he smell? (places tee in ground)

I was thinking Michael Chiklis

I thought it was nice of Sarah to do one of those This is Your Brain (Liz Warren); This is your Brain on Drugs (Sarah Palin) ads.

What will they call the inevitable sequel?

#Idontgetit

Never imply ownership.

"…tried to give me a glass fucking dildo." Aren't all dildos "fucking" dildos? The "fucking" just seems superlative. Can't he just refer to it as "the dildo"? Never "your" dildo, though. You don't want ti imply ownership.

What does the lead singer from Bow-Wow-Wow think?

Everyone put your hands together for They Must Be Giants!

Then consider yourself nailed.

LEAVE ME ALONE, LEAVE ME ALONE!

The "shocker"?

I'm a bit insulted that "Plumber Man" from The Tick was not mentioned.

There is not attempt. Joke, or joke not.

Mmmmm whores and candy….

Do you hate Mondays?

Wait! I'm still looking for the marble in the "oatmeal"!

I believe it technically qualifies as an 8-head.

"…untreated wastewater proceeded to gush into it for seven hours like a precociously sensitive teenager." Reminds me of when I got food poisining last November.