Oathbreaker!

How's your mom been since that house fell on her?

"The only way to stop a bad guy with a Death Star is a good guy with Ewoks" - Darth LaPierre

If it's not going all the way, you may have to be satisfied with a blowing.

Well, I told my wife that it works with me.

these colors do run

Yeah, fuck those Kardashians!

I heard it's hot in Africa.

At least he wasn't eating there.

We all thought Zap Rowsdower was pretty sexy

LeBron deserves every bit of derision he's receiving. He's a world-class athlete. He's even supposed to be elite amongst the elite. Meanwhile on the NY Ranger's bench, you have aguy playing with a FUCKING BROKEN JAW. Go Kings!

It still remains true that it's best not to fuck with their mammoths.

I disagree.

Will it be about a Dune 2?

Airforce Twelve?

That's choir practice at St. Columban's!

Overheard when Anakin was talking to Amadala: "….She wants to suck on me and take my shoes off and licks my feet and touches me. When I`m in a land-speeder, she takes off all of her swaddling. The speederdriver said, what`s going on? She started" doing that again. I`m not going to say it twice. "I thank her for making…

I say we verify their existance by betting them on video!

I heard he doesn't even like it when it ground into a granular form. Anti-glass bigot.

Even lesbians?