A little gassy.

Are they an obscure indie band?

Yeah, I'm at that age where I am fully on board with that wish.

racist.

Forget it Jake, it's Yentl

Well, the name of that weapon actually came from an early, rudimentary shotgun favored for maritime defense during the 17th and 18th centuries. So, it's not that far-off.

I look forward to making my 'O' face when this comes out.

Women's room? What's that?

I'll take one of those burgers with a Shamrock Shake!

I'M THE FUCKING VICTIM HERE!

Dear god! Ailen Jesus is a chest burster!

Diseased pussy from Philly, or as America calls it, Camden.

It takes a while to truely incubate the genius that is Yakov Smirnoff

Damn Obamacare!

In America, pussy whips you!

You're a man of the world right, squire? You've been around, eh?

Come on, at least buy it. For a dollar.

I remember when you could get "that" for just 2 bits and some green stamps!

There's always someone younger and hungrier coming down the stairs after you.

Awwww, this gum is mostly bones anyway.