I’m not convinced Brent was birthed traditionally, but rather more likely sharted into existence.

Imagine being triggered by a dictionary.

After 15 years of driving all over North America without putting on a seatbelt, it’s a miracle Sam eventually died of bad old-age makeup.

Well he figured out how to land rockets back on earth after launching them and figured out how make electric cars

No, "he" didn't.

What point do you believe you are making, I'd truly like to know, because I don't get it.

For the one grey trying to dismiss racial profiling here, one just has to examine whether a white couple would have faced the same situation while working in their store at night.

Victims still expected to solve problems caused by racists.

Seriously. Even if she did abuse him (I don’t know that it didn’t happen, but as you say no one’s proven it yet like they’ve proven his abuse), I don’t know why genuine advocates for male victims of domestic violence would make this idiot their hill to die on. He’s had substance abuse and rage problems for almost his…

I remember reading an interview with him when The Rum Diaries was coming out, talking about how much he idolized Hunter S. Thompson as if that were anything but a massive red flag. Most people eventually grow out of the culture that glorifies overconsumption of booze and drugs; Depp clearly never did.

I belive he owes a shit-ton of money and he’s tanked his career by being an end stage alcoholic, and - clearly- can’t let this go (which seems the state of the entire relationship), so he’ll keep digging.

I like when his stans (in response to my comment about how this case was essentially decided already in the UK and I’m unsure why he chose to re-litigate this here except maybe to bully her into submission with litigation a la t***p) ask “are YOU watching the trial?” LOL fuck no, why would I do that to myself when a…

They abused each other. This is established. Depp is trying to prove that he didn’t abuse her ergo it’s defamation that she would imply he did.

“I’ve lost everything. No matter the outcome of this trial, I’ve already lost. I lost when these allegations were made cause they will stay with me forever. My life is ruined forever,” he said during testimony.

On topic: SorryMissTwerk, aka RealDrDonna, aka CherokeePurple, a poster here who has stalked a trans commenter and posted hateful anti-trans sentiment has been ungreyed because they posted a *few* pro-liberal messages in between accounts. There are so many here who have remained in the greys for unknown reasons,…

As a fat gay POC, an actual force field prevented me from entering.

My Best Friends Wedding is a masterpiece if only for Ruppert Everett having the time of his life being the most charming guy ever in that movie.

Why are you like this? Either suggest one or shut the fuck up.

Hammer’s a talented actor but I would be perfectly fine with Dan Stevens replacing him in everything for the rest of time.

The Watergate break-in is one of the great self-owns in U.S. political history. Plus “bumbling men whose inflated sense of confidence and self-serving narcissism go hand in hand” is pretty much my impression of Washington in general. I’m all over this.