We’ve been through so much together that you can even call me Old Shoobee if you want.

I’m not sensationalizing anything, just saying it’s fucking weird. Don’t ask a teenager to facilitate your hookups. She could’ve messaged any of the older actors too. 

Same for the KitH reboot.

Eh it was a little bit squickier than that. A 26yo asked a 17yo to help her hook up with a 29yo. Why she needed a teenagers help…

Moist doesn’t bother me as much as open-faced. 

I wish. There’d be a lot more nudity around here.

Lol I’m sure he’s devastated. 

Just like your proofreading.

If Chapelle can’t handle criticism of the things he says then maybe a career in the public eye is no longer for him.

Chapelle outrage and Stranger Things are the only things keeping this site alive.

He thinks repeatedly calling me old is really doing something. I think he’s got a granny fetish or some fucked up mommy issues or something. 

*you’re

Oh fuck you. 

So you were in a coma on January 6th. It appears you suffered significant brain damage as well. 

The SC ruled that harassing abortion providers at their homes is free speech, so fuck them and fuck you. 

Your comment is stupid and lazy and I pity every person in your life.

No I meant the one tied to the gurney. Hopper just walked up and killed it with one shot. 

Eh everyone’s excited and giddy. It’s cute. Let it be what it is. 

*boop*

“Self-degradation” is a flaming bunch of bullshit. She’s not degrading herself. She loves herself. YOU are degrading her bc of some ass backwards morality issue that you need to handle in private instead of making it a black woman’s problem.