Let me preemptively say I know that the default response to a comment like this one is “NO ONE MADE YOU CLICK ON THE ARTICLE, ASSHOLE.” Right. But I have a reason for being here anyways. Giri, as many commenters have said in the past, and will continue saying in the future, I love that you’re providing tennis coverage…

He was smiling because he told Wynn if he didn’t catch it, he’d cut him immediately and murder his family. He kept smiling because he made that second punt double or nothing.
They never show him kicking the dog on the way back to the locker room.

everyone there is wasting their life

Please get this shit out of my Deadspin feed.

“Green doesn’t even have a good reason to be mad at Windhorst”

I was even more impressed with how she managed to balance for three seconds in midair on her right foot, but then I realized Comcast was just previewing their streaming speed following the net neutrality repeal vote.

That first sentence makes me feel awful for any English teacher you’ve ever had.

Speaking of salt, you should throw some on your comments cause they are all bland as hell

Elite Tennessee alum here. I’m proud of how we, the fans, have behaved ourselves here. Isn’t this what everyone wishes they could do? Did YOUR school protest like it was a Muslim Travel Ban and ruin a coach’s career in less three hours? Did YOUR fans chant to fire your AD live on Monday Night Raw? Did KANE(!) get…

NEED YOUR HELP: Do we have a goddamn Ryan Succop jersey spotting at a Long Island bowling alley? Someone restore order to the world.

I thought all of these meals were delicious/healthy and I’m neither a vegan nor a Patriots fan. I can’t stand the fucking guy.

Watching a pro play Madden is as fun as watching anyone play Madden.

Who the fuck cares!?

On a 1-10 scale: Are you embarrassed by all the St. Louis Cardinals and Internet Bears posts you’ve been padding your site’s feed with over the last year?

The Chicago Tribune is doing fine with that strategy.

It’s rough out there for sites that just want to post pictures of bears and make fun of the Cardinals.

Secret deodorant? He either likes women's hygiene products or he enjoys being surprised.

It appears his brother wanted a belt in something other than taekwondo..