Please get this shit out of my Deadspin feed.

Elite Tennessee alum here. I’m proud of how we, the fans, have behaved ourselves here. Isn’t this what everyone wishes they could do? Did YOUR school protest like it was a Muslim Travel Ban and ruin a coach’s career in less three hours? Did YOUR fans chant to fire your AD live on Monday Night Raw? Did KANE(!) get…

NEED YOUR HELP: Do we have a goddamn Ryan Succop jersey spotting at a Long Island bowling alley? Someone restore order to the world.

I thought all of these meals were delicious/healthy and I’m neither a vegan nor a Patriots fan. I can’t stand the fucking guy.

Sure, but can he play Street Fighter?

Who the fuck cares!?

Question: Whoever buys you at auction next week, how uncomfortable are you going to be justifying getting paid to do post these articles to them?

On a 1-10 scale: Are you embarrassed by all the St. Louis Cardinals and Internet Bears posts you’ve been padding your site’s feed with over the last year?

Killed it.

It’s rough out there for sites that just want to post pictures of bears and make fun of the Cardinals.

EASY: Kevin Dyson figures out how to stretch another yard and we win.

Can we please quit doing this?

It appears his brother wanted a belt in something other than taekwondo..