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You can take my croutons FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS.

We invited~60 of my in-laws friends that I literally met on the day of my wedding. Sure, it would have been cheaper not to invite them. Sure, I didn’t personally care to have them all there, but I DO care an insane amount about my in-laws and it was really important to them. My wedding was far from only the things…

OMG commenters, there is a point at which you have to accept that when you read an article on a WEDDING BLOG it is most likely going to be about a fairly mainstream wedding, with lots of guests and dinner and open bar and a white dress. You are not making an Important Point by coming here and saying “whatevs you don’t…

See, I understand this point. However, getting into the nuance of inflation when dealing with a cell phone contract (assuming anyone on Earth even does this when signing a cell phone contract) is made completely pointless by one simple fact: the sooner you sell your phone, the better.

pretending to enjoy going to clubs.
shitty music, douchey bros, overpriced drinks, and I’ve finally come to terms with the fact that it’s perfectly okay that I don’t dance.
do. not. dance.

Too old to pretend to be into loud electronica. Or any electronica.

It was the entire airport trying to load BCO at the same time...

How fucking stupid is our current school model. Kids go from 7:30 until 3, when parents are working and can’t pick them up. The day is so jam-packed of test prep that there’s no room for recess or the arts. Then, they have 10 weeks off in the summer, where they forget like 30% of the stuff they just learned and again,…

Maybe don’t call a place populated mostly by poor minorities and which has been reeling from the decimation of the manufacturing business and white flight ‘the butthole of America’. I take it that you drove through in your Landrover and decided the view wasn’t to your liking and you hustled home to Greenwich, CT.

Any chance Jez will be posting a republican debate drinking game for tomorrow? Pretty please.

Puppy! Puppy puppy puppy puppy!

Cynthia Hurd was a librarian for 31 years and a dedicated public servant. Say her name. Remember her.

Remember that everything in Mass Effect has only extended to the Milky Way galaxy. All of the planets and the Mass Effect relays only existed (in our knowledge) in the Milky Way. The Reapers lived in Dark Space, the vastness between galaxies. And as far as we know, they never visited anywhere else. And the ending of…

I don’t have access to mine right now, but I do have a story!!!

Not gonna lie- my senior photo was good. My photo from Junior year was the stuff of Buzzfeed Worst 80’s Hair Days dreams. Not posting it. But!

So its not embarrassing really, but I didn’t realize how goddamn SEXUAL my photo was until much later on...