And let’s not forget how bad the attendance numbers look once you account for the fact that Philip Rivers’ family is responsible for filling half of the seats.

“My wife gave me crap the one day, told me I need to look more interested out there,” Flacco said Wednesday. “But I’m just trying to stay out of it. I’m not comfortable out there. I don’t need to get too creative.”

Unfortunate that she was standing so close, but of course hindsight is 20.

Did Mike not answer the questions OR did he just take some time to mullet over?

I can’t believe that in 2018, this major sporting event was not being broadcast on TV. 

This.

Obligatory. (Why is the original an mp4?...i swear...)

In addition to removing his hat does he know that you’re supposed to stand with your hands at your sides for the anthem? Putting your hand over your heart is for the Pledge of Allegiance.

Chef: MY MOM

There’s that old Gawker feeling.

My best friend and I dressed up as Burt and Ernie for halloween about 8 years ago. Went out and got pretty hammered at the bars, and then I see down the street, Cookie Monster, just standing there. Well I thought it was a good idea to jump on his back, we both fell to the ground, and that’s when I feel a shot to the…

I said “I do”

I don’t like this.

12th man hates 13th amendment.

“I guess that was the short program,” Tessa said, watching the smoke rise from the end of her cigarette.

I bet he pleated with them to reconsider.

Deadspin’s coverage is already wide left.

Vytautas, the team in which LaMelo and LiAngelo Ball will join Tuesday, just lost by 57 points to BC Lietuvos Rytas. Final: 113-56.

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I take it he’s on bottom?