That’s . . . not the Uncut Gems film I know and love.

Sisters in law? Oh wait, you meant that as a rhetorical question.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

And he was still better than the garbage Plaschke manages to churn out.

No way. Him calling out Jim Mora for not trying against Stanford knowing they were going to ply again the next week was amazing.

He’s a role model for every high school kid, surviving a cock block on the way to second base.

How’d you get a picture of Kershaw through Vin Scully’s eyes?

I believe it’s called acid and you buy it in little squares of paper.

I appreciate how this bold young man is calling Ross out on the mission of the charity. It’s like:

Down there they call it the "methric system" I believe.

Celebrities: They’re Just Like Us

Not fenced, Zhao says épée’d for it.

Yes, but he pronounces it “mis-taki” and believes it’s an appetizer at PF Chang’s

A note: Since the news in this blog is actually a positive for Jon Gruden, his redness has not changed. Consider this a very brief intermission.

I have no idea.

Ah, the old upside-down text trick, the preferred weapon of passive-aggressive teens who are into late-era Kanye West.

And he’s facing Khalil Mack. You should probably prep an obit to save some time Sunday.

That makes two of us, bubba.

But Packers fans are handling this whole situation far worse than anyone else

Hmm, so Marcus Thompson is the Gruden Administration’s Maggie Haberman? Good to know.