That’s so cute. Now they both have more rings than the Dodgers.

I’m not sure I ever really went to bed. I saw a tweet that said:

This franchise is what you get after a Disney ride impregnates the Saints.

We did host the first profitable Olympics here.

This is what happens after years of spaying and neutering.

If I remember correctly she has earned about $50m less in prize money than Serena but makes more in endorsements. Li Na came close a few years because a real top level Chinese star is always going to be able to earn crazy endorsement money but Sharapova is a favourite with sponsors (we all know why).

No, she’s in the separate “white people will buy products she’s photographed with” category.

Last time a Kizer talked this big, the rest of us got drafted.

Meanwhile back in Washington...

So in the end, he murdered Odin Lloyd for NOTHING?

Is 2017 the year Deadspin writes nice articles about the Cardinals or something? I do not like this new Deadspin.

I hear that was their exact arrangement. Hey man, this is where we all eat. That needs to be in the funbag.

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C’mon... do you honestly think that Drew didn’t already tackle that topic!

Mike was like “Good gracious, pasta so tasteless”

I’m ashamed to admit it, but I’d watch the hell out of a buddy-cop movie starring Nelly and Piazza.

One time, I forgot about a presentation I had in fourth grade. I didn’t research or read anything. Totally forgot about it for weeks. I did my best to wing it, but I only fooled the other idiot kids in the room, not my teacher. Every time Trump speaks, I hear that presentation.

Blocked, banned, and reported

Not to pick nits, but the 2018 Olympics actually start one year from yesterday due to Korea being on the opposite side of the International Date Line of the U.S.