This needs to be in the FunBag!

Since it’s the Diamondbacks, I’m assuming Tony LaRussa is the drunk guy?

As someone who lives in an HOA in California, the city still owns/maintains the roads, etc. But the HOA has a few benefits: First, they make sure “common area” landscaping is maintained and looking nice; and secondly, they are beneficial for making sure people don’t let their property become “that house” that’s a…

“As it stands now, UNC is leading the race to lock up the South; Villanova owns the North’s top seed; and Kansas claims the Midwest’s.”

Only if you got caught looking.

As a former reporter who covered DI sports, I speak from personal experience when I say that if some combination of coach, sports information personnel and administration are not pissed off at you at any given time, then you’re probably not very good at your job — and Greif is certainly good at his.

Rickey Henderson forgives you. Kinja, however, will not.

Rickey Henderson says you spelled Rickey Henderson’s name wrong. Rickey Henderson thinks this comment sucks because you can’t spell Rickey Henderson’s name correctly.

Who is the Phil Simms of the Deadspin staff? (Says the same four unbearable lines on repeat; never quite interjects at the right point in the conversation and wears crappy clothes from Kohl’s)

If Twitter were serious about stopping hate speech, it would ban our Troll-in-Chief from ever using the service again. Until then, their algorithm is as worthless as Phil Simms’ color commentary.

Is it wrong that I’m equally as impressed (if not more) by Love’s pass. Good lord.....

Well, as if I needed another reason to avoid NASCAR, I can now add “I don’t know the rules” to the ever-growing list.

I worked in sports media for about 10 years and met Berman about 4 times. He’s the single most arrogant asshole I’ve ever met in my life and there isn’t enough barbed wire in this world to wrap around the dildo he can eff himself with. Maybe Peter King can quote that.

Is this Rams ownership trolling Eric Dickerson, or Dickerson trolling Rams ownership??

My guess is they would work at mini-camps, training camps, college spring practices, etc. Their goal would be to see as much live football as possible. Frequently teams have officiating crews at practices during camps and sometimes during the season. I would anticipate the levels of that would increase.

These pants definitely qualify as inhumane treatment.

Technically both are correct, but the preferred is with one L. As opposed to the Sixers, which we are used to seeing with as many L’s as possible.

If he has a concussion, he will suddenly become the most competent ref in the Pac 12.

Also, does reaching nearly 200 stars on a single post get me out of the grey’s, or does the Kinja version of the Electoral College not factor in the people’s love of the Party Llama’s grand insights about familial fucked-up-ness?