This llama parties in spite of its past! Best day of this llama’s life was when he said “Alpaca my bags and never see you guys again!”  

BrewCrew82, I am the same and I truly don’t think my wife and I would be married if I had contact with my family. I’m a different — and better, more complete — person because of my ability to say “goodbye, motherfuckers!” (Which came on the day we announced my engagement and my mother spent 17 minutes talking about my…

As someone who is at 5 years with no family contact (because my family are the most miserable people I’ve ever met), I say good for him. You can’t choose your family, but you can choose who you allow in your life. If those choices mean he’s happy, then more power to him.

In all seriousness, I do this too. But I’m borderline ginger and have had skin cancer six times; so who am I to judge?

Pics or it didn’t happen of the e-mail sent to the campaign asking for that comment

It’s nice to see that after all your differences, your site and The Hulk can come together to support Hillary.

Congrats, Grobe....you somehow just admitted you are the only college coach in America who could see someone this imposing and not think “How can I get that on my team? Let me go speak to him.”

It should be noted that Helton timed this just as classes begun, which means Browne (a graduate student) can’t transfer out. Another petty move by a program that’s become a flagship shitshow.

The NFC East: Where Giants fans are the classy ones.

You forgot the part where all the picks they received in return turned into busts.

You usually don't do this until later on Fridays. Is the staff just that unmotivated today?

Trump’s entire campaign is based around the idea that America is stumbling, or broken, or fundamentally subpar in some way—“Make America great again” and all that. His response to someone else who believes America needs to fix things is to tell him to look for another country. Incredible.

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Also, I have no doubt he has the yips. Just throwing out the possibility that sometimes the size of the balls really does matter.

As a former admittedly low-level, mediocre college kicker that entitles me to be an “expert” on such things: he could be struggling to adapt from the college ball (fatter) to the NFL ball (thinner but heavier).