Words are my canvas.

I’m in the car business. Most dealers have up to a week to bring back used cars if there’s an issue. The fact that this guy wanted to return the car hours later and the dealership wasn’t willing to assist is definitely a shitty move. The dealer woudn’t have processed any paperwork in that amount of time.

So everyone in sales is an evil thief?  Ok, got it.  smh 

I work in research and everyone already fucking hates me, well on twitter anyway.

If you make a “I want to drop my service” call into a 30 minute sales pitch, probably not. 

‘Murica!

I noticed that all of them, including the customer, were of the same general generous shape and size.

It’s terrible, but you’ll feel like high-fiving someone afterwards. Plan accordingly.

It was a little chillier than he expected 😅

First they came for the healthcare CEO’s, and I did not speak out—because I was not a healthcare CEO.

“What was the “take my jacket off and throw it on the car’s roof...only to return and retrieve it shortly thereafter“ part for?”

I think he was getting ready for a fight in case someone came at him. Notice how he also pushed up his sleeves.

I feel like he got a free jacket with the car and he couldn’t decide whether to keep or not. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Local news is reporting that he was offered a refund before he drove through the dealership.

For me it’s signing the “We Owe” form that says “Nothing Owed, No warranty, AS-IS”, then signing the FTC that says “DEALER OFFERS NO GUARANTEE OR REPAIRS”, and then finally, the white form that says AS-IS in 4 inch tall letters, and then calling me a week later after discovering an issue.

That reminds me of the scene from the movie The Campaign. Where Will Ferrell gets pulled over for DUI and he takes off running, gets in the cop car,  drives down the road realizes he’s in the wrong car. Comes back to return the cop car. 

around 20 years ago I purchased a used Subaru from a local Subaru dealer. I found out about 2 weeks after purchasing it that it was burning oil. They gave me the run around for weeks and in the end they didn’t fix it and they would not take the car back ( a 2500$ car at the time ).

I spoke with their sales manager…

No pity for the Buran. The bastards destroyed the equally impressive AN225 Mriya out of pure malice. Hope putin meets with an equally fiery death.

Ah, a happy ending. So rare these days ...

I would like to think that they all apologized to each other, piled in that Subaru, bottoming out the suspension, and then proceeded to bankrupt the local Golden Corral.

Aaah, the Discount Tire method...