Just pulling a CT out of trouble could break the hitch off.

I can’t find any confirmation that it’s J2807 certified. Obviously we’ve seen it tow loads that would likely put more than 160lbs of downward force on the hitch, but between the lack of clear certification and Whistlin’ Diesel’s video, it does seem like there’s a real possibility that it didn’t clear the 2500 lb…

OH WAIT!!!! I forgot that gravity on Mars is only about 38% of Earth’s, so technically that means you can load this thing up to at least 2 average female adults. I’m sure the stale fish will be by shortly to give me more reasons why this is perfectly fine and totally how it was designed.

Funny, I was just looking at the tongue weight capacity on a Polestar 2, which is like 200 lbs. A relatively small car with a STOWABLE hitch, not even a fixed bolted-on setup, has a higher vertical load capacity than a “truck” that’s supposedly indestructible and “built for Mars” or some shit? If you tried to carry a…

Idea for a novel: Upton Sinclair’s Jungle, but it’s the Cybertruck.

Don’t get dumped while using your BumperDumper. 

Apparently this truck can’t even handle one of those Harbor Freight “trailers-in-the-box”.

My guess is that the group of people were laughing because Musk likes to surround himself with “yes” people who will also laugh at his inappropriate and unfunny jokes.

You actually can’t tell how much seafront property there is by looking at undetailed maps like this, because of the coastline paradox (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_length_of_coastline). It all depends upon the topology.

Technically, heat-death of the universe refers to when the stars burn out and free energy approaches zero. Heat death is cold, ironically.

Rich people just loooooove their lakefront properties.  My parents live in rural Tennessee and there are a number of manmade lakes and dams nearby. It was reasonably affordable until 10 years ago. Now its just as much as it costs in California. To live near a “lake” that gets drained down pretty regularly.

“Fool me once” 

Keep in mind, they got to 10,000 ASL but only got about 6,000 AGL.

My engineering master’s thesis was on whether turbine compressor oil leaks would result in respirable oil particulate in the cabin. Specifically, at what level of oil leak would you start to have respirable oil in the cabin.

This already happened long ago. There is little desirable and affordable lake property in Michigan. There are places on the eastern shore of Lake Michigan that would make you think you’re in Malibu.

The biggest threats to manufacturing jobs is and always has been the management of manufacturing companies.

Because of that, Holmes has no place to enforce her court order and get her money back. What a goddamn scam, man.

A much more fitting name!

“Hello, you’ve reached Moldstar Gotors.”