Cybertruck Ambulance*

I think the real story here is that someone in the Rust Belt is still out dailying a 1992 Dodge Dynasty. 

Something-something dangerzone.

The other fuel tank landed in the parking lot of a Save-A-Lot store

Here you go insurance adjusters figure this one out!

I believe it’s Oscar Mayer.

Eh, let’s not confuse the (Polish, in the article pic) Mig 29, upper right here, with an F-16 in the lower left.

It’s not R Kelly’s

my guess is the big box is a refrigerator or possibly a freezer for a wet bar. I see the exterior plug so you can keep the fridge running with the engine off when you park it. Not sure if that was original or someone was trying to do an ice cream truck conversion and gave up ?? the spray foam on the underside is…

hey i member! i had to double check that this wasn’t a post from the grave that jalopnik will randomly recommend to you.    

Hopefully it triggers the button on the handle to stop charging before allowing you to eject the cable and drive away. Otherwise there’s a huge arc flash hazard.... 

It always makes chuckle to think about the Trabant owned by Robert Dunn from Aging Wheels and things like it’s manual choke, the completely unmarked, unlabeled shifter pattern, and all of the various East German, occupied Soviet-Era labels and text that are very much NOT in English.

That’s why Tesla is suing them, it’s diluting their trademark of destroying lives, property, and corporate self harm. Only Elon should be allowed to do that lol.

They can take solace that gas pumps already universally have break away features. As my sainted mother proved when she drove away with one once. Oops.

I can’t even begin to imagine being paranoid enough to see a need for this sort of nonsense, even if it worked properly. And was free.

Will this keep me from doing wheelies?
No dice!

Update: It turns out Kanye bought this Mauck in 2023, so my article was correct that it didn’t originally have any star connection. Fascinating that he didn’t even own it for a whole year...

What’s wild to me is that this is the bus/RV/limo thing that literally started my career at Jalopnik. I wrote about this exact coach as my first-ever article here nearly four years ago!!

Gonna need an exorcism.

It used to belong to Kanye. It’s no stranger to being shat in.