“Others show Giuliani calling Dunphy “my bitch,” “my whore,” and “my fucking slut” at different points.”

Oh no, not Rudy! Who would have thought that he was a lecherous cretin? Where were the warning signs?

I mean, there is his part in Borat 2. This should surprise no one.

“I can’t think about you or I get hard. Even if I think about how smart you are, I’ll get hard. I’d never think about a girl being smart. If you told me a girl was smart, I would often think she’s not attractive.”

You  might say it would have a musk?

Yeah I know what you mean, and I blame the Disney Corporation for a lot of that, making people think wild animals are friendly and human-like, and not to be cautious around.

Glad they had the foresight to program in those periodic resets that will fix it in a couple of months.

JFC, people should still be able to see the basic anatomy and body proportions of that bear is nothing like a human’s.

I dunno about this con specifically, but it’s not uncommon for comics guest to be added closer to the event, because they tend to cost less and have more flexible schedule than the Hollywood folks. So cons often book the big-ticket names first, and then book the smaller guests. 

Also, they’re not the smallest of their species. That sentence is nonsensical. The sun bear is a species of its own, and they’re all about the same size as each other.

Our “This bear is not a human in a suit” press release is raising a lot of questions already answered by our press release

I’m in awe of the splits the Elektra cosplayer is doing.

For a number of performers, including Sean Astin, the regional con circuit is a huge chunk of their yearly revenue, so I understand why they would want to carve an exception for those. Especially since they aren’t there to promote a specific project, though it’s not rare that “what are you working on right now/in the…

It is clearly NOT a man in a bear suit. It is OBVIOUSLY two 9 year olds in a bear suit.

“ A video of the bear, named Angela, was posted on social media”

...You’re right. NASA obviously does it for absolutely no reason at all...

You don’t eat at the best fast food locations that serve the best burritos, apparently?

I love how Elon's companies keep using simple terms that are inaccurate and focused on people with the mentality of a 5 year old.

That’s honestly the biggest surprise.

On the other hand, no one would’ve expected Texas to have an environmental regulator, so who’d bother looking for one?