Oh it makes it worse because the pain you get later is many many times worse than the pain you might get from your face melting off because instead of that your bones are melting on the inside.

Same in Michigan.

Did I read a different article than you did? The one I read was making fun of the company and their shitty sunscreen.

Ivory isn’t illegal if it’s in its original form. You just can’t make anything from it, or export it, I think. If you want a gigantic and gaudy centerpiece of two elephant teeth in your living room, I guess it’s not illegal to have that...

He does have a cabin! Right next to my friends’ family cabin. It has a scary man cave full of dead animal trophies. A polar bear rug and shit. (So says my friend.) Apparently this guy is just a total douche and won’t let anyone hunt deer on his property during hunting season. The irony!!

Just reach out and grab their weird fascinating caveman hair! No need to ask.

My only thought is she was trying to shrink things down so she could git as much in the box as possible. Just a wild guess tho.

Aurora ca. 1995.

Please the moment this disappeared I lost faith in bundled Windows games.

My wife hates basically all sci-fi movies and I hate all the rom-coms she likes. We’ve only been together for 24 years, though, so it’s too early to tell if this’ll be a deal breaker.

Current Peasant Affiliate does not like The Fifth Element. Is this a thing? Do people really hate that movie? I find it charming. There’s an Opera Action Scene (TM) and its solid space opera. Plus, classic Bruce Willis in a Bad-Guy-Killing-Tank-Top. I don’t get it. I should probably dissolve our partnership.

I contend that being born lactose intolerant in Wisconsin is proof that God has a sense of humor.

I think you should probably take some time to educate yourself what Swiss Cheese is. Not all Swiss Cheese has holes, with Swiss Gruyere being such an example.

I was the one replying : ALL OF THE DAMN CHEESES.

I’ve often wondered if it came about because the crown prince of France was called “the Dauphin” (which is the Old French for “dolphin”), and his heraldic badge was a dolphin. But in heraldic art, a “dolphin” does not look like a naturalistic drawing of the marine mammal. It has scales like a fish and it is often (in…

Well both sides conquered nearly the whole peninsula at various points in the war. We just happened to end up around where we started.

Tangential but interesting: Back when I was a high school teacher, my start-of-year student survey included the question, “What is your favorite cheese?” because the answer revealed so much about the student. There were kids who said, “Orange,” or “Velveeta.” There were kids who said, “Swiss,” or “Cheddar.” Very, very…

My husband recently acquired one of these. I can’t with it though. Half the pleasure of opening an avocado is thwacking the pit with a giant chefs knife and twisting ‘just so’ to pop it out.

Not necessarily! Romana II got cast because the director liked Lalla Ward as Princess Whatever-Her-Name-Was so much. If anything, this would give me hope!