Who wants to bet this is the first time someone has regretted their cancer recovery?

She was probably betting she would be dead before going on a date with this guy. Lets think about that... A guy so crazy she literally was betting on dropping dead before going on a date with him.

Definitely a mental issue. It’s called “I’m an asshole who can’t take no for an answer.”

He grinned at me, lifted his kilt and without even hesitating, flopped his sad, exposed wiener onto our stainless steel counter top.

I think what one considers to be the most horrifying tells you a lot about a person. Clicked expecting bodily functions, got stories of personal violation and shame. Am now a little disappointed in myself for thinking the former is what I had considered to be most horrifying. Good on you, Pinkham.

It’s funny because this applies TO ALL THOSE STORIES.

With the Subway one I was thinking “Ya know, they have access to bread knives there...”

Jesus, each of these stories should have ended with a scalding bowl of soup to the dick for the men involved.

The story about the cancer-free anniversary “date” is one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever read. That’s some Ralph Wiggum/Lisa Simpson shit right there.

This article is actually talking about a bacterial infection (cat scratch disease), not the parasitic infection known as toxoplasmosis. And actually, recent studies have suggested that toxoplasmosis is far more common than anyone thought; it’s just that most people who are infected don’t show any obvious, distinctive…

Yes, I remember her advocating for real, factual sexual education in schools, not just abstinence-only sex ed. She says it would have helped her.

An old Navy Officer I worked with told me about filing a TFOA report after unloading the bombs from a Jet. Stands for “Things fell off Aircraft” Might be a bolt, might be a bomb.

I didn’t need to see the news...I knew something was going down. I live right next to Barnes ANG and the 104th. Those F-15C’s went straight over me with afterburners screaming. No question they were on a scramble / intercept mission.

Possibly, but I’ll bet this is some stupid fucker doing it “for the lulz”.

Those statistics are so bonkers. You shouldn’t have three times the number of dead as you do wounded. Shows you just how devastated the Soviet command and control infrastrcture was after Stalin’s big officer purges. Numbers like that are almost always indicative of spectacular failures at a high level that manifest…

Not really a weapon, more like a means of ‘communication’ = GTFO of our waters.

I just hope it wasn’t a boomer. Some of the things in those subs do not react well to depth charges.

No, we are well aware of that fact. Simple geography means it is likely Russia.

having been raised orthodox, i have seen a total about face in sectors of the orthodox world; similar to the turn to right wing christian fundamentalism. extremists are awful people, no matter where they eminate from. bastardizing religious doctrine and law if repulsive from any group of people. an example; when i…

Nobody’s criticizing their request to sit next to a man. We’re criticizing their request to make women move so that they don’t have to sit next to them. If it’s your religion making it impossible for you to sit next to a woman, then you should be willing to inconvenience yourself mildly to accommodate it. It’d be like…